Chelsea Kaplan’s Musings About Life... After Birth
Posted by Chelsea on September 10, 2007
You all know I adore Perez Hilton’s celeb gossip blog, but for truly awesome celeb-targeted snark, there’s nothing better than The Superficial. The dude who writes it is seriously hysterical. Therefore, it’s no surprise he came up with my favorite comment on the trainwreck that was Britney’s VMA performance:
“Christ, 50 Cent has been shot nine times and was scared shitless sitting in the front row. He’s probably been up all night, clutching his blanket in fear that the Jiggly Girl will sloppily dance out of the closet at any second. God knows I was. I kept a Big Mac on my nightstand so I could distract her with it and make my getaway.”
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